Fw: Correct Terms

Dear All………….

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance
: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse
: A person who wakes U up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce
: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture
: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference
: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Boss
: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor
: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc
.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

 

 

 

 

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